Audit teardowns

4 audits · every leak, every proposed test

Before any test gets built, someone has to find the leak. These are audits I wrote for real businesses: a pet-care DTC brand, two clinics, and a driving school. Each one lists what is losing conversions, why, and what I would test first.

Pet-care DTC · Mar 2026

Coat Defense

5 leaks found. A pet-care DTC brand losing its homepage in the first five seconds — clean design, decent products, no clarity.

Veterinary clinic · May 2026

Greystone Animal Hospital

10 leaks found. A 7-day vet clinic whose booking page tells anxious pet owners their appointment "is not fully booked" — right at the finish line.

Integrative health & aesthetics clinic · May 2026

Optimal Health Collective

10 leaks found. A 16-service wellness clinic that hands every visitor cold to a third-party booking app — and shows its favicon as the share image on every service page.

Driving school · Apr 2026

Millennium Driving School

11 leaks found. A driving school with 300+ five-star reviews and a website that doesn't show a single one.

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